Monday 18 October 2010

No 5:

Cindy


Cindy the Dalmatian is something of a living legend to all play-boys and sugar daddies everywhere! Her extreme sexuality and astonishing smuttiness is unparalleled and unmatched by even the most hard-core men-eaters. Born with a silver spoon in her mouth, and pampered almost to death, it was no surprise at all when at an early age, she expressed the idea that anything she wants, she must have and WILL have. She's at home and in her stride when it comes to buying the most expensive perfumes and cosmetics with make-up and beauty products. Glamorous necklaces of gold and £999,999 pounds worth of diamond ear-rings with ruby encrusted emblems are her fortitude. And the most expensive in feathered and (fake? we don't know!) furred clothing is her addiction. 
Her most famous dress wear is of course her 'love' coat. Made with the feathers of 60'000 flamingos, and that is worth more than the entire government budget in Britain I can tell you! Nearly all of her dresses in question is pink. In fact, she probably took a leaf out of Jordan's book and made the colour pink 'an obsessive lifestyle gone too far'! 
And how does she get all that money to suit her luxurious spoilt habits?
She goes in to some lengths to arousing, pleasing, masturbating and inter coursing every single rich-man and gentleman in sight! No job is too dirty for the likes of this carnivorous canine! Her face is on every magazine of slut-monthly, glamorous blow-job pages and the latest issues of 'Dirty Dalmatian'. She IS the leading authority on prostitution. The biggest Gold-digger of them all. Because after the 'favour', men find that their wallets might have more missing one hundred dollar bills than they would've liked to have thought! But what of people who refuse her advances? 
Well my friends, 12 years in the business has made Cindy learn a few tricks. She has a power, that while altogether isn't supernatural, is however narcotic. She has developed a hormonal solution with chemicals and drug-related substances, that can go into scented perfumes, liquefied drinks and even in to her own pores of her body to give off a mind-controlling and hypnotic smelling substance. This odor can sexually make any living man, (and sometimes woman, hey, shes bisexual!) no matter how resistant he is, to fall head over heals over her and become mind-warped into craving her beautiful black and white body. All she has to do next is show him a quick glimpse of her breast, wag her buttock, or have a peek at her under-carriage. And that person in question has been manipulated and bent to her very will. Any one who's familiar with Poison Ivy from Batman WILL KNOW! She can make her victims do anything she wants with one word (usually to buy her a £500,000 necklace.) 
She can allure the mind and ensnare the senses. She could hypnotise and control ten's of thousands of army soldiers with her smokey smells and feminine wiles and that, my friend, is rather scary.
So when you catch a glance at her, hear her mousy-sweet British voice, catch a sniff of her, make hot love, then wake up a month later in jail. with you pants down. Questioned by police on why all your life savings are gone for good and the fact that you tried to assassinate the president, you will know then that she had her way with you.
What she lacks in super-powers and fighting skills certainly makes up for in manipulation and control using those 'twin peaks of spotted paradise!' And that, is a welcome addition to the Council of 9.
(Side note: Cindy is sometimes nicknamed as 'Candy'. Upon reading all of this, maybe theirs a very GOOD reason why!)


Favourite Line: Tee Hee! Your so......TASTY! (giggle!)